Happy Birthday Belle! Yay!
Oh that is just so Fal…gotta love hir!
Ten Reasons Gay Marriages Are Wrong!
1 Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
2 Homosexuality is not natural. Straight people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
3 Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People might even want to marry their pets because we all know a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4 Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still aren’t supposed to marry whites.
5 Straight marriage will be less meaningful if homosexual marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun Las Vegas marriage would be destroyed.
6 Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Homosexual couples,infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our planet and orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
7 Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8 Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in North America.
9 Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10 Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
This is so true.
I want him…NOW!
Underoos!! I WANT!
“When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I’m already better than them anyways.”
…Explain that Dorian. *giggles*
Original Ronald McDonald
I would run. Seriously. Wow.